Quotable Quotes!

yay... ill finally put up all the quotes taken from the npcc police knowledge course! before i fell sick that is...hmm... as the standard of england in npcc is very bad, we shall just take it that all sentences begin with small letters.

Desmond, Area 4 HO
"has everyone kept to silent and vibrating mode?"
"before I forgot"
"change your profile"
"me, myself and other CIs"
"make the full use of your time"
"try to do stunt, play stacko game, stack mountain high"
"if you do not want to be that unlucky fellow, dont try your luck"

Dave, Some HQ Dood
"we are more than 10 year service"
"bring along a 2B pencil and a eraser"
"it is to facilitate you to take your test"
"im going to come down later on"
"the police force uphold this by working hand in hand with community"
"try to cater and tailor what SPF needs"
"there are 24 hour civilian (surveillance) cameras"
"liedies (ladies) and gentlemen"
"recopy them in a booklet"
"you can power through"
"these are the officers that works there"
"you can see clear ah?"
"we welcome you with your open hand"
"these are working dogs"
"can i have a look of hands"
"how old is the children"
"cut their hairs"
"we've got kisses (cases) to respond"
"to make sure that all of you walks and goes home safely"
"we also applies the same fairness for our internal customers"
"nobody owns singapore a living"

Raymond, The Other HQ Dood
"i too going to Bartley"
"muscellenous Ovvences (Miscellanous Offences) Act"
"you disturb my pronunciation"
"genuine imitation"
"auntie, over there my kuay teow very nice"
"go wash yourself up"

yupp, these are the quotes that i took down... im quite sure there are many more though =)